The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
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