i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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