So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
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