I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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