I just gift wrapped bread.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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