I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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