Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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