how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
He had one of those small greek statue penises
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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