i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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