HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
