I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
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