Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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