i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
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