stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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