Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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