He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Randomize
