So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
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