So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Randomize
