Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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