is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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