Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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