Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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