just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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