and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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