He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Randomize
