oh god the rape fog is back!
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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