i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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