i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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