my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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