No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
