The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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