Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
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