her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I woke up under a house in Key West
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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