Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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