I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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