I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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