But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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