There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Randomize