I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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