I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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