id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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