He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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