last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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