i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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