you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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