Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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