I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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