Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
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