Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I wish there were birth control emojis
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
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