I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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