had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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