Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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