dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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