He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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