Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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