Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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