I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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