He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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