when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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