I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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